Happy New Year 2009

PAIJO PUNYA HAPE...

**Mode Betawi Language set : ON**

Si Paijo yang udik baru aje panen besar (maklum gak kena puso) pergi ke kota. Dia pengin banget beli handphone. Maka ia pergi ke counter hp.
Paijo : Mbak, saya mau beli hp.
Sales : Ini, Mas.
Paijo : Lo, kok gak nyala?
Sales : O, ini belum ada nomor kartunya, Mas. Mas harus beli kartunya dulu.
Paijo : Ya udah, saya beli kartunya. Kasih nomor cantik ya. (idih, udik kok ngerti nomor cantik?-red)

Setelah itu pulanglah si Paijo ke kampungnya, tapi dia heran kok gak bisa dipake tuh hp, maka besoknya ia datangi lagi sales tokonya.
Paijo : Kamu ini gimana, kok hp ini gak bisa dipake di kampung saya?
Sales : O, itu karena di kampung Mas belum ada sinyal.
Paijo : La, situ kok nggak bilang kemarin. Ya udah saya beli sinyalnya sekalian, jualan kok sendiri-sendiri gitu sih ?.
Sales : ???**##@@$$

Tomato Story

A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

'You are employed' he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.

The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'.

'I'm sorry', said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.'

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60.

The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.

Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US ...
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.
When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.
The man replied,'I don't have an email.'
The broker answered curiously, 'You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!' The man thought for a while and replied, 'Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!'

Moral of the story
Moral 1
Internet is not the solution to your life.

Moral 2
If you don't have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.

Moral 3
If you received this message by email, you are closer to being a office boy/girl, than a millionaire.......... :)

Merry Christmas

Be Merry, Be Bright

Wife's Diary vs Husband's Diary

WIFE's DIARY
Sunday night.
I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong.
He said: "Nothing."
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him. He simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say: "I love u, too."
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and absent.
Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed.
I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.

HUSBAND's DIARY
Today, Manchester United lost the match. DAMN IT..!!
(ends)

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